Jake's Thoughts

My name is Jake.

Santa's Naughty Test

Created by Jake Thoughts, on 01 Dec 2021.

This test will accurately determine whether Santa will put coal in your stocking. I managed to infiltrate Santa's intelligence network that is multinational and spans the entire glob (don't ask) and I have an accurate understanding of what the common call the 'naughty-list' and how one appears on it (don't ask).

Question 1: Since last Christmas, have you murdered, or attempted to murder, someone?




Question 2: Since last Christmas, have you kidnapped, or attempted to kidnap, someone?




Question 3: Since last Christmas, have you told a lie?




Question 4: Since last Christmas, have you stole something through online piracy?




Question 5: Since last Christmas, have you illegally streamed a video through a website?




Question 6: Since last Christmas, have you been to jail?




Question 7: Since last Christmas, have you gained, or attempted to gain, unauthorized access to a computer network?




Question 8: Since last Christmas, did you eat food that was meant for someone else?




Question 9: Since last Christmas, did you drink someone else's beer?




Question 10: Since last Christmas, did you cheat in a game of any kind?




Question 11: Since last Christmas, did you set fire to something intentionally?





Other thoughts

I got coal scored: naughty on 2022-07-07,11:06:32 said:
stonks 


coal enjoyer scored: naughty on 2022-10-01,20:38:01 said:
free coal to burn for free energy, add time travel and you have infinite energy. take that, eon


:P scored: naughty on 2022-11-02,00:24:15 said:
I can really use that coal now, its to expensive to buy.

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